Speaking of disturbing the peace, a little while ago I was taking a nice nap in the living room, and it was so pleasant because it's so hot and there's nothing better than an afternoon nap (or three), but Chris was milling around and before I knew it, I heard it!
The dreaded vacuum! You know those things were created to suck up cats, don't you? Aaaaah. They are so loud and scary and I just can't stand it. I almost didn't have time to get away, but I managed to get past him and now I am safe in my undisclosed location. Whew! He might be tempted to get it out again, so I am just going to stay here for a long while. It's not as comfy here as it was in the living room, but I can't afford to take any chances! Let me know when it is safe to come out, will you?